lapsus calamities
Collected over time and extracted from elsewhere:1
- immunogoblins
- explainatory
- weekend immune system
- bears withness
- ‘tights’ for ‘ties’
- ‘sawn’ for ‘sewn’
- maniacal pencil
- Beowful
- ‘fastened’ for ‘expedited’*
- ‘mezzo’ for ‘meso’
- proprosed
- thoughs
- ‘to don’ for ‘do not’
- ‘plaid’ for ‘played’
- armhold
- clearify*
- trail and error
- ‘Ministory’ for ‘Ministry’
- ‘tenants’ for ‘tenets’
- ‘famine’ for ‘feminine’
- ‘phycological’ for ‘psychological’
- ‘campus’ for ‘compass’
- intellectual propriety regime
- congenial heart disease
- ‘poses’ for ‘possess’
- univerity
- et alt
- ‘Virgin’ for ‘Virgil’
- ‘Juvenal’ for ‘juvenile’
- ‘thirstly’ for ‘third’
- ptarmigan cheese
- subjective norns
- ‘bust’ for ‘but’
- remaiming
- Snapshat
- analized
- faculty and stuff of the university
- no pint including this paragraph
- Later additions marked with *. [↩]