heartbrake
There are only two cures for a broken heart – one preventative, one palliative. The palliative is, naturally, time, with its supporting remedies of distraction, distance, and desuetude, but in observing the course of this treatment in my friends and relations, I found that although it was, eventually, effective, by far the easiest solution is to have no heart at all.
Of course it comes to nothing.