… or, an introduction to the history of classical scholarship*
The imminent schollrs of the 6/10 century — including the fatuous Scaliwag who eateded Easelbus, and the imperspicuous Käseböh who collected Athenians and fatted xviii chiliads — are now seldom dead but by kabbalists.
* The text is believed to be corrupt, the manuscript tradition poor, and the editor on a tea-break.